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Picture of the Week
If you happened to be one of the "millions" that saw the pagentry of the opening ceremonies
for the Olympics, you may have been awestruck by the pagentry of it all...but what was the buzz among bloggers from
around the world? Nope, not the amazing fireworks display..."who was that gorgeous woman among the Paraguayan representatives?".
The answer is...she is Leryn Franco, a 26 year old, javelin thrower ( ok,ok, add your own jokes here...) I remember
when Javelin throwers were a bunch of fat dudes...Freakin' Amazing!!!
MORE MARIAH! Excuse me if I seem a bit... OBSESSED! ( Be looking for my Jessica Alba
page! )
Below is the "Breeze" at a bar and grill called Bikini's ( I wonder why?) We were all
out celebrating another Breeze B-day. How young? You'll have to ask him! My guess is thirty three, again, for the twentieth
time! Our eyes weren't the only things feasting...their food was GREAT! I had a burger and it was pretty darned INCREDIBURGABLE!
(below) And the ad read...
Wanted: Silkscreener to assist the inundated Mia. Prior experience helpful but
not necessary. Benefits obvious.
What guy in is right mind wouldn't stop at this car wash? The guy driving around
with his wife, that's who!
Spiderman at home...a superhero's work is never done!
I took this picture of my son and his girlfriend on the beach at South Padre Island.
(below) This bird is probably thinking, "These dumb goats need to get a room"!
(below) The loveboats, or... loveGOATS, in focus.
Here are three pictures, of the same object, that show the advantages of a DSLR ( digital single lens reflex
) camera over a regular point and shoot camera. These pictures of a bracelet holder in front of a mirror demonstrate the "depth
of field" feature of a DSLR camera and also the uniquely different ways of looking at a subject.
(above) The object, with the reflection out of focus.
(above) The object out of focus, with the reflection in focus.
(above) The object in a different light (so to speak). That is, without using a flash.
My Sony and Me
(have camera, will travel)
THICK ICE!
(needless to say, it was a bit nippy outside)
(below) I got a new toy ( a Sony Alpha 100 dslr ) and took this picture of a bird in a tree. A 75-300mm
lens enabled me to get close without scaring the bird away.
"Just CHILLIN' "
Macarenaing Mariah
One, two, three... Hey Macarena! Aaaggahhh!!!
(below) "I think... I am... in Iove."
(below) "Hey Mom, look at that frog jummmmmmmm..."
(below) Too much junk in my trunk. I need a break!
"Cows in the fog"
"Buttweiser"
(below) One hundred dollars to wash my bike??? Uh...ok.
Ridin' a Big Dog in Austin, Texas!
(above) It's just my buddy , Ray.
The Brooze takin' a snooze. ( and lookin' cool!
)
( below ) Henry... not happy with the champagne.
Henry... Happy again!
Hey mom, whats cooking?
(below) P.O.ed Pony
"Beat it, dude... I don't bother you when you're stuffin' your
piehole!"
Cartoon of the Week:
"Oh Shit!"
In the Immortal Words of:
"It's Deja Vu all over again." - Yogi Berra
"I wouldn't trust a man who wouldn't try to
steal a little"
- Ian Mcshane as Al Swearengen, upon hearing
that his lacky was skimming from his offer, on an attempt to cheat a rich widow, on the HBO series Deadwood.
"He's tougher than a two dollar steak."
-WWE"s Jim "JR" Ross commenting on a wrestler.
"He's a bisquit away from being a linebacker."
- Dallas Cowboys coach Bill Parcells on
safety Roy Williams.
" I'm sweating like a fat man at a free dance."
- City of San Marcos Engineering Dept. employee,
Reyes Camacho commenting on an impending deadline.
"Got caught up in, where I was goin'
I couldn't feel, the way the wind was blowin'
Yesterday I had a vision
Today it looks like, just another bad decision
But life goes on, come what may
Pick up the pieces and roll, 'cause things have
changed."
- Sammy Hagar, lyrics from the song "Things've Changed"
"Very funny, Scotty... now beam down my pants!" - Captain Kirk
to Mister Scott, who was in a mischievous mood aboard the USS Enterprise... and laughing his ass off!
"I'd rather be lucky than good, but I'd prefer to be both."
- Bobby C.
"Like the fat lady said, It's better to have and not need, than
to need and not have." - A Fat Lady
"Be sure you're right, then go ahead" - Davy Crockett
"You can all go to hell, I am going to Texas!" - Davy Crockett upon learning that he had lost his
bid on congressional re-election. ( In retrospect, not one of his best moves.)
" If the womans brain has turned into oatmeal, I say, throw in some raisins!"- Denny
Crane - Making light of his fear of Alzheimers on Boston Legal.
"No, I have anal glaucoma! " "I can't see my ass working!" - A Katrina evacuee in San Antonio, Texas,
living in a hotel. When asked by a FEMA representative if he has tried to find a job.
" It is better to die on my feet, than to continue to live on my knees!" - Emiliano Zapata
Thanks for visiting our site. Visit us again next week
to see more pictures, cartoons, jokes or Immortal quotes!
The artwork, photos, metal work and website were done by me. -Bobby C.
Thanks to Jesse Flores from lalocalpulga.com, for your help!
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